kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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