I want to have your abortion
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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