She's JV to your varsity
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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