I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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