Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
All I want is dick and wine.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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