If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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