I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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