What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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