someone owes me an orgasm
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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