why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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