Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
birth control should be required to get into college
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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