I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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