So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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