Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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