you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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