So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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