HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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