Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
