I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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