Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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