is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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