maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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