your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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