I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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