OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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