Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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