3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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