i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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