what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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