ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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