Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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