You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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