whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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