He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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