Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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