i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
you never un-have a 4some
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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