Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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