he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Is it because I queefed?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I need to wash the frat house off of me
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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