he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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