who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I skipped work to stalk him.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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