I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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