I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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