everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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