hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You're a waste of cheezeits
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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