there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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