Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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