I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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