if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
