Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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