lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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